The Grand Old Duke of York (rhyme)

The Grand Old Duke of York is a nursery rhyme that only appeared in The Grand Old Duke of York.

Lyrics
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York

He had ten thousand men

He marched them up to the top of the hill

And he marched them down again.

And when they were up, they were up

And when they were down, they were down

And when they were only halfway up

They were neither up nor down.